I love the state fair for many reasons, not the least of which is the items for sale. I buy 1200 thread count Egyptian Cotton California King sheets there every year, for $25.00.
Try to find that price at Macys.
This year, I also discovered this delightful toy, and at a price of only $12,00, it will give me hours of sweet relief.
What is it, you ask? It's an industrial sized pump mister, perfect for hot flashes. You pump the top ten times, and then each time you squeeze the handle you get a light mist of cooling water, good for a days worth of chronic hot flashes.
Do you see that it even came with a strap? You know how those flashy rappers wear hubcaps around their necks? Well, this is bling for the tamoxifen set.
You might ask, do I really walk around all day with a pump mister hanging around my neck? And, the answer is yes.
Yes, I do.